If you're bored, I'll find something for you to do.

find a mirror. one you can make horizontal. do so. get a spray bottle. mist the mirror with water. get some ink, like outside of a pen. put it on a toothbrush. lightly splatter ink on the mirror. let everything dry. repeat, preferably with different colors and patterns of water and shit. never use any other mirror to shave.

distribute doomsday-prophesizing helium balloons to the public. smile alot.

find fifteen interesting objects and permanently affix them in interesting places. we recommend superglue, 30-second epoxy and propane plumbers torches for a fast but strong attachment with a minimum of fuss.

meet someone new. convince them you're someone entirely else than who you actually are. invite them to social gatherings and see what kind of fun misunderstandings occur.

create a blog. occassionally fill it with non sequitur and pointlessness for the dubious benefit of a non-existent audience. don't steal my 'content'.

become a pop phenomenon. why not?

study occultism, esoterica (not erotica, although that won't hurt either), quantum theory, cultural anthropology, religion and philosophy, mysticism and drug abuse. attempt to make contact with an alternate dimension or achieve apotheosis. if you get tired, start your own religion and get rich.

save alot of bother and kill yourself. maybe there's something happening in the next life.