making the world a more accepting, less pleasant place

everyone knows you're not supposed to talk about politics or religion in public. most of us do anyway. in the interest of ever further stretching our conventions of acceptability, i now propose a list be compiled of topics even less appropriate for chatting in mixed company.

-death
-sex
-love
-what you dislike about the present company
-human stupidity
-humorous bathroom anecdotes
*yucky ass-related topics

everyone help by contributing to the list! things that make people uncomfortable, things that make them angry, things they don't want to hear about. the only catch is it should be something people don't already talk about in front of others despite how unpleasant it is. the point is to expand the range of inappropriate conversation, not just list it.

for those who are wondering, as long as i'm irritated and disgusted by all the stupid crap people talk about, i figure they should have to put up with the same sort of thing. i'm mean like that.
send those topics in!