The Lazy Week

a few of you may know that when Sunday extends into Monday it's called Smunday. today i will explain what happens to the week when the weekend never ends.
after Smunday comes Snoozeday, followed by Svensday, named for Sven, a very lazy Finnish man. this of course is followed by Slursday, and then comes Friday, which doesn't get a new name just because you're not being productive; Fridays are like that.