more amusing diversions for the inexplicably amused.

put on two musics at the same time. for example, play Beethoven's Sonata #29 in mediaplayer, then pop on winamp with, say, Men Without Hats. See how they mesh, or fail to.
try it, damn it. classical and techno go well together, cue a few songs up in a row. also try something slow and bluesy with a little reggae on top. play with the volumes.

flammable liquids are fun and beautiful.
remember fire is your painful friend.

sit around pondering what it would be like if your mind's eye went blind. try to think of an even more disturbing idea to share with your friends.

create a thrash-reggae folkrap band. do not send me a demo.
sorry, i just discovered i like typing the word reggae. heh. reggae.

drink a glass of water while peeing. ponder eternity.

never forget: suicide is always an option.