you could offer some constructive criticism or something, i dunno.

i may have touched on this earlier, but priorities are important. without them you burn to death while you finish brushing your teeth. in the interest of avoiding similar misfortune, and as a sort of new year's resolution for humanity, i'd like to suggest some things we should put our minds to. after all, it's already the 21st century, and things are still sucking pretty badly.

our number one priority should be making Earth a nice place to party. at a good party there's always enough snacks and tasty beverages, everyone's friendly and happy, and everyone goes about having a good time without worrying about alot of crap. jerks, nosy people, violent people, and excessive mooching all ruin parties. so quit it.

next, flying cars, or some other extremely badass form of transportation. moving around is entirely too problematic at present. we really need to put some thought into this, considering our preferred method of leaving the planet is currently strapping a giant bomb to your ass and hoping it only explodes downward.

once that's all covered, we can really buckle down and concentrate on producing some really amazing video games and animation and art and stuff, so when we find aliens we'll actually have something to show for all this time we've been spending.

step four: enjoy.