soapbox

i'd just like to say, daylight saving is stupid.

went to Rob and Kelly's Jedi Counsel Housewarming/Halloween Bash last night

you can tell it was a good party cos i just got home and out of the shower a few minutes ago.

why i can no longer be an art major

i like art, but i'm not interested in talking about it.
i'm interested in people, but i don't like talking to them.
all i do as an art major is talk to people about art.

Tip for the Day:

Fuck art, it doesn't disappoint.

Scheduling is futile; you will be procrastinated.

i dunno why people can't just let me sleep.

Tip for the Day:

The moon belongs to the duck-billed octopus.
(pictures forthcoming)

Tip for the Day:

Tiny robots live in your colon!

moon's on fire

but the real concern is: my fucking nose won't stop itching!

Tip for the Day:

Eat your fear.

Tip for the Day:

Go outside and play.

Tip for the Day:

Live your dream -- Dream your life.

Tip for the Day:

Don't tell me i'm brain-damaged in my own home.

Lesson #23: Why you breathe.

Even plants need oxygen to live.
This is because we're all on fire. When things burn, they oxidize. When we stop oxidizing, we die.
This is because the world was created by the grand and cosmic Space Pig (pictures coming soon) as he smokes his Leftie's Cigarettes. The smoke and particulate matter exhaled collects to form galaxies in the void.
This is the source of the spark of life.

Tip for the Day:

Try to not dream about bears.

Tip for the Day:

Pants are GO!