4 Hours Before the Party

i need your suggestions for a halloween costume, and make it snappy, damnit.

Got a Pen? Sketch This Comic!

Man to dog: ...blah blah blah blah cause i've got a thumb, you see! superior evolution, damnit! that's why we rule the world!
Dog to himself: wish he'd shut up and actually use that can opener...
Dolphin A: If you had a thumb, what would you do with it? Hitch hike?
Dolphin B: I'd stick it up your butt!
Both: HAHAHAHAHA!
Dolphin A: Awesome.

I Really Do Live Here

had a nice night last night. this place is pretty cool. now i just have to move the rest of my stuff and clean the old place.

Coming to You LIVE! from Somewhere Else

that's right, the computer and, ostensibly, i have moved to my brand-spanking-new, built-that-fucker-myself apartment/studio/fortress of solitude.
i'm even sleeping here tonight.
...alone.