College: Things I've Learned

professors like questions of this type:
"i don't understand what you said. could you say the exact same thing over and over, wording it slightly differently each time, until i understand or we all get bored and give up?"

professors do not like questions of this type:
"I understand what you're trying to say, but you said it wrong. this is what you actually meant, right?"

Joyful Journeys

here's wishing Robert Anton Wilson a fun trip of many colors!
we who follow behind will miss your loving mindfucks.

Hail Eris!
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Hail Yeah!

I Found A Pen:

remember awhile back, i suggested anyone with a pen ought to draw my depraved little comic strip? well, i got a pen for christmas.
have a look.