Class

went there today. ungodly boring. couldn't stay awake. fucking useless.
upside: for the first time since 2nd grade, i didn't get that depressing 'first day of school' feeling. i dunno if it's cause the weather's so weird, or if it's cause school really ended for me last semester (with booze and singing!) and this is just filling in the last 6 hours so i can graduate or what, but i didn't walk to class carrying that futile, frustrated loathing with me like i have for the past 17 years.
the kodachrome lament: when i think back on all the crap i learned in school, it's a wonder i can think at all.

Typing On My Smoke Break

something i like:
molds and stencils and stamps and kilns. they're all very simple objects that, by virtue of being shaped funny, have awesome powers. for example, take a boring block of plaster, lumpy and unfinished, with an oddly-shaped hollow space inside. pour in some liquid, shake it a little and ignore it for an hour. come back later and pull out a perfectly formed rubber bonsai tree. neat! or how about a kiln? nondescript pile of bricks, but if you start a fire at one end, smoke comes out the other and it gets to be 2,000 degrees inside. neat! hold a stencil in front of a wall and spray some paint in its general direction. take the stencil away and discover you've once again managed to draw (in under a minute) a 4' charicature of a political figure sodomizing an owl. neat!
simple objects can be pretty entertaining.

Wish I Could Vanish

looking for volunteers who would like to fill in for me so i can quit being me. no qualifications necessary.

Tip for the Day:

they love me in Canada.

I Wish Everyone Could Share My Care-Free Lifestyle

...coz i get bored when all you squares go to bed.

Should Be Sleeping

here's something.

Tip for the Day:

stories that end with '...and they laughed really hard' are not ever funny.