teapotbird

Tip for the Day:

Never clean your pets with Windex.

the lord loves a hangin'

that's why he gave us necks.

swing a spell.

mark your calendars!

the most important event of your year is just one week away!
that's right, my birthday is on the 16th.
celebrate the day the world became a nicer place by setting fire to a small portion of it.
gifts will be accepted.

penny for your thoughts.*

*thoughts contributed are exclusive property of Blogs Will Eat It Inc. and non-transferable. one cent store credit may be claimed in person by appointment at our central offices in Guatamala. send self-addressed stamped envelope with a hand-written request and our sheduling department will write you back in Spanish with an appointment date.

domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

domo domo -beep beep beep-. domo domo -beep beep beep-.